Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!

Die Knuipe

Great expectations

Posted by knutitours on May 13, 2010 at 4:23 PM




Dear friends! Liebe Freunde! Cher amis! Cari amici! Kära vänner! Rakkaat ystävät!


The ice hockey tournament goes on and so far Knuti is very pleased with his team. Flocke and Raspi are making a home in Antibes and even if everything isn't ready yet they look happy and confident. I think we all feel very relieved after seeing all the lovely photos and videos from Marineland.


This time we have two new episodes of Russian Hearts and Boomsies:


Geballte Russenpower spricht Klartext (Annemarie)


Oma Lisa's Cane (Velvet)


Knuti's Weekly Magazine

Categories: None

Post a Comment

Oops!

Oops, you forgot something.

Oops!

The words you entered did not match the given text. Please try again.

Already a member? Sign In

546 Comments

Reply Ludmila
05:23 PM on May 27, 2010 
Hi guys! Katharina made the bestest dinner ever!!! Now I feel fat and can just roll into my bed. Hope you're all doing good! Off to sleep I go... cheers
Reply sarsam
04:07 PM on May 27, 2010 
PATRICIA -- Fourteen cats? I thought you had eleven? Are they multiplying or more finding your door?
Reply caren
04:05 PM on May 27, 2010 
Bea - you are in my thoughts tonight. Hope you find time to relax!
Reply caren
04:03 PM on May 27, 2010 
Patricia - Raspi wants to emphazie that he is also belonging to this family and HE will be first tomorrow visiting you. I case you are in the office upon his arrival your are kindly asked to leave the key in the postbox for him. He is very glad to see you and all your cute kittens again. He is not so very keen to bring Uncle Sergej and all the family members with him, he said that sounds like invasion ...
Reply BEA
04:02 PM on May 27, 2010 
caren , I am a little bit exhausted.Uncle Sergeij and the 14 cubs on their way to auntie Patricia in Leuven make a stopover in my house. They entered my sleeping room, depredated my fridge and my store room, found the way to my wine cellar, ( Uncle Sergeij )
and now they are sleeping like little angels. I will have a very uncomfortable night on the floor. And tomorrow they await a big german breakfast.
Sorry, no drink for me this evening. I am to tired.
Reply caren
03:58 PM on May 27, 2010 
Mervi - the cubs have discovered the Knutsteiner. You may not have an idea what's up down there. Raspi says I should calm down, and told me that he was brought up with Russian bear, too, (10%) Frl. Flocke is nearly fading away hearing this news. Giovanna and Knuti are speechless and shaking their heads.
Raspi said he is very uncertain whether he ever wants cubs and starts thinking seriously about future family planning.
Reply patricia roberts
03:57 PM on May 27, 2010 
Dear Caren, please tell Uncle Sergej that there is no problem to come tomorrow to my place with the entire family. Since I have 14 cats running around, it means that every cat will have the pleasure of carrying for one cub or vice versa. Regarding food, there is always plenty of that in the fridge or freezer, so most probably I can also manage that. Regarding pampers, considering that Uncle Sergej and his eternal-beloved spouse have 14 cubs, which means in the best case, two per two years, the eldest ones will - again most probably - start with their first cigarette and no longer need pampers. And even that, I have in reserve. In other words, let them all come. It will be my pleasure.
But actually, thinking about that all, makes me feel that I now need my bed.
Bea, how is your vacation? Already wishing to be back in the office (hihihihi)? Or first going to see Knut?
Reply celinne
03:33 PM on May 27, 2010 
Sergei - Grrr...Grrr....Sorry dude, your charm has no effect on me. Take your 14 plus brood to Mervi's house for cub-sitting.
Reply caren
03:00 PM on May 27, 2010 
Hello, Dear All,
at least I managed to get into Knuipe. There are lots of Bollerwagen parked outside and all the little cubs running and playing and having fun. They are all waiting for Celinne to play with them. Well, Uncle Sergej is also waiting for Celinne. He said he has a new friend now.

Mervi - you are very welcome for "you know what!" I guess you really enjoyed your meeting with Nalle and Mimmi?
#
Knuti-Judi - I miss you, I send you many greetings and please blow kisses over to Willy.

Sarsam - I am happy that you are okay and that you were able to protect your -80 treasure.

Christine - how nice to hear that your Knusband is doing well and the surgery was success. Greetings and all the best for you both!

Celinne - Your advice for Sergej is very goo. Sorry, I am not able to take over baby-sitting, sorry. I must prepare for my Antibes Visit. Until then I will also have a lot to prepare for the other part of the Antibes journey.

Ludmila - Have you recovered from last night's stress? Are Sydney and Laila okay?

Patricia - Uncle Sergej felt very much hugged by you. He might come along to meet you tomorrow in Leuven. He also wants to know whether you liked the 14-gang and whether you could offer them pampers, bed and full board?

Bea - how are you doing?

Teddybärenmutti - Du wirst hier in Knuipe dringend gebraucht, all die kleinen Bärchen, sie sind ja so sehr lebhaft und möchten ständig spielen.
Reply SERGEJ
02:31 PM on May 27, 2010 
My deariest, my deariest Celinne!

Shall we dance cheeky, cheeky.... bussies bussies.

You , my most dieriest auntie

perhaps some bottles of pinky russian real Champagne

only we two

where are your nice pink booths

I will trink pink russian champagne of your garden boots.

Sincerely Your Sergej.. for ever
Reply Teddybärenmutti
02:23 PM on May 27, 2010 
Christine Chinni!


How nice to see here that the operation was succesfull. All nice and lovely greeting to Yoy and to your knusband.
Reply celinne
02:23 PM on May 27, 2010 
Uncle Sergei!- Dude, what do you mean by cub-sitting for your 14 plus offsprings, some of which may not actually be your own? Did Anton find you and smack you on da head with the industrial sized rolling pin? Let me offer some advice here Uncle Sergei to get your life back on track:
No more tralala for a while
Get some shaving razors for Ninochka
Teach Ninochka how to trim her beard and mustache
Get paternity tests on all 14 cubs to determine which are your offsprings
Attend all your court dates with a good lawyer to so that German taxpayers don't have to feed your sorry tail in prison for the next ten years
No more gambling, belly dancing, chasing after married female bears with huge husbands
No more Vodka
No more loafing
Pay your debts
Get a job that doesn't involve anything sleazy and underhanded
No more writing out your own driver's licenses and passport
No more printing your own euros
Send money to Russia to take care of your cubs

Also Sergei, if you are looking for a cub sitter, may I recommend Ludmila, Caren, Mervi and Dumba. I am sure they will be delighted to take turns at looking after the 14 house-wrecking rascals who love Vodka-flavoured milk.

Mervi- A truck is pulling up outside the Knuipe with boxes of Pampers, toys, milk and Vodka for the 14 cubs. Hope you have place in the store room.

Sarsam- Sergei inspires me to make up words because of his behaviour which does not fit any known pattern.

Dumba - I have put you down as a possible cub-sitter for the 14 young Sergei's and Sergettes. You might need to get some new beds, a couple more refrigerators and 14 strollers.

Ludmila - You are also on the list as a cub-sitter for Sergei. If Minka has problems with Ferdi and Muffin, she will love the 14 loud and rambunctious cubs known affectionately as the 'home destructionists' in Russia.
Reply Teddybärenmutti
02:20 PM on May 27, 2010 
Herr Ober. Knutsteiner bitte. ich muss am Morgen frueh ins Arbeit. OOOOh meine Faulänzer-Schueler. Sie machen mich irren. Herr Ober, vielleicht brauche ich doppelt. Wäre es ein Arbeitsplatz fuer mich hier. Ich glaube Knutilda und ich sehr gerne hier zusammen arbeiten.
Bärenkinder zu lehren. Sie sind sicher fleissig, nett, neugierig.

Aber zuerst Urlaub.
Reply patricia roberts
02:03 PM on May 27, 2010 
Good evening Dear All, here I am again.
Dear Christine Chinni, I hope that the following explanation is helping you in putting a comment to Zygo?s photos. Go to : parcsetcompagnie.com/marineland, choose Galérie photographique, there is a little explanation to the big success of the pics and a mention ?cliquez ici?, click on that and you will see the entire galérie: The simply click on the photo you want to comment on and then you have to scroll down a bit until you will find the ?windows? (?ajouter un commentaire?) in which you have to fill in your name, e-mail address and comment and then click on ?envoyer? and that is it. If it is not working, let me know. And meanwhile, enjoy the pictures of our little beerkens.
And by the way, great to hear that the second surgery was again a great success. Now, we allknow one thing for sure: your knusbie is going to adore all the pics of all the bears (hihihihi).

Dear Uncle Sergej, please feel hugged by us all. Of course, we are not asking for your birth certificate. If you say that you are THE Uncle Sergej, and Raspi is confirming that, then, you must be THE Uncle Sergej. Here in The Knuipe, none of us has ever been asked to deliver proof of his existence or the right of his existence. Here in The Knuipe, we are used to accept everybody the way they are, just little sinners like all of us. And you know, having 14 children is not a sin, only a token of a certain good appetite for certain things (I was also born in a big family and my father had never to explain how things happened). Moreover, since it is a great family, I suppose that the older cubs do not longer need pampers and can help in the baby-sitting (especially in helping to clean the snotty noses, in changing the pampers and bringing them to bed in time ? needless to say that I was always lucky to belong to the youngest part of the group !!!). And if some of the cubs came there out of your will or ?exercise?, na ja, that can happen in the best families and so, we will blame nobody. Such things belong to life itself and sometimes there are strong forces.
Oh my, I am going to stop, otherwise this is going to become again one of my famous too long messages.
Reply Ninotshka&-Sergej
01:59 PM on May 27, 2010 
TRALLALLAA TRALLAAAA

Mervi- trallaa TRALLAAA. TRALlaaaa

What´s kind of TRAL...L family TRALL .aaaplanning
We have only 14 children. TraLLaaAllaaa
More is coming
Where is Knuipe´s trall... Kindergarten????

PS. Sergej´s new friend Prince Albert von Monaco payed all the moneys what Uncle Sergej lost last night. He found it very cosy... a icebear playing.. hahaaaa.

Poor Sergej . Prince Albert sayed... Sergej , my friend You are no more welcome in Monaco.
Reply Mervi
01:47 PM on May 27, 2010 
Sarsam - Thank God you are safe from the storm. I hope there won't be any more of this kind. - You right - it's getting really crowded here. I don't know how everything happened. First there was the Waiter, then Fräulein Flocke came to stay, then Raspi, Gianna, Willy and now the whole assumed Romanow family! Well, the more the merrier!

Dumba - Thank you for all the pics and links - I will check all the photos during the weekend.

Christine - That was great news! My best regards to you and the husband!

Caren - Thank you so much for 'you-know-what'!
Reply Dumba
01:39 PM on May 27, 2010 
SARSAM
Thank you very much for the explanation. No, I don't think you are acting like crazy mother hens.
[IMAGE]
It's really dangerous to make oneselve too much observable, the more if one uses to live on ones own!

CELINNE
Please: [IMAGE]
Reply sarsam
12:25 PM on May 27, 2010 
Greetings!

I'm nearly falling off my chair here--let's see:

CELINNE -- A new word ? "confuffled" -- well, at least it's new to me and I love it!

MERVI -- "Do we need pampers as well" oh my, I have this image in my mind of 14 polar bear cubs in pampers and everyone in the Knuipe frantically trying to get them all changed as necessary :-)))))

This Uncle Sergei thing is getting totally out-of-hand hilarious!!!

DUMBA -- The reason we worry when CELINNE does not post regularly is that she takes care of several stray "street" cats. She goes alone in the early morning and after dark to feed them. We all worry about her being by herself, going to the same places each day so we have asked her to post regularly if at all possible to relieve our anxiety! Yes, I know we are acting like "mother hens" but it is a dangerous world out there--even in paradise.

CHRISTINE -- Fabulous news about your husband's eyesight!!

BEA and all -- We survived the storm well. The generator did its job and our samples were saved. At home, the electricity finally came on late this morning--everything in the freezer had melted, but we will eat it all quickly (maybe Willy could come and help us!). The winds reached 70 miles per hour.
Reply Mervi
10:37 AM on May 27, 2010 
Dear waiter, we must hurry before the shops close! We need lots of toys, ice cream, soft drinks.....Do you think the cubs need pampers as well? Oh dear, 14 kids coming here tonight! Uncle Sergej, Madame Ninotchka - haven't you heard of family planning??
Reply Ludmila
10:25 AM on May 27, 2010 
Mervi
I just send a van with food in the Knuipe. I hope our dear Waiter and Signora Giovanna will get some crumbs after the whole family of Uncle Sergej arrive in the Knuipe.

Celinne
What do you want to do with 14 youth polar bears? Maybe there is a free area on the beach?
I think they can fish.

Upcoming Events

Saturday, Feb 11 All Day
Monday, Feb 20 All Day
Tuesday, Feb 21 All Day
Thursday, Feb 23 All Day

Featured Products

No featured products